facebook is really starting to overstep its boundaries
ok but literally how
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand.
My parents think I do my homework
So my mum said to me today, I like how you’re putting so much effort into your homework nowadays Mairi, you’re always in your room studying… I don’t think she knows I spend my time recreating scenes from Sherlock using fruit pastilles
This was not supposed to get notes, this was me playing with fruit pastilles…I feel kinda bad that I ate them now
wtf are fruit pastilles and where can i get some
Falling in love
this is like, the most perfect photoset ever
so devastatingly accurate
don’t you think you forgot someone
The forgotten brother
We should just start acting like we don’t know him…
well that sentence was an adventure
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
this is my favorite thing
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?
I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.
I can’t believe this happened to me.
me during sports class
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board